Welcome to the land of misfit toys. Here, nothing is as it should be. From Vampires who've been warped by ancient rituals to Weres naturally born to Paladin parents - this is where the supernatural world went awry.
"Every now and then the Universe decides to play a nasty f*@king joke on me and spits out someone like Tober. And then...when it really wants to kick me in the balls - it hacks up something like Auric."